Ok straight-edge kids. Please close your eyes now. I’m sure you know how to party harder then drunk sailors, but these guys are taking it to the next level. Check out the newest video from London’s PINTS, grab a free download of their new EP and read the official word below.
Please note:ย IDIOTEQ ย not support and/or encourage alcohol consumption. Proper alcohol consumption should be determined for each person individually with due consideration of his or her physical and mental health.
Letโs get this straight,ย PINTSย donโt really care what you think. This London-based quintet want to drink beer and play punk rock โ end of story. They donโt have much to say, they donโt have a plan, they didnโt even really want this press release, but we wrote it anyway because their latest video for โHolstenzโ deserves to be seen.
The track is taken from their new EPย Drink, Smoke, Gamble, Repeat.ย which has been recorded but not yet released online “because we’re lazy” – although you can getย debut albumย DRINKING. SMOKING. GAMBLING.ย for free download from theirย bandcamp page.
โWe don’t have no messageโ explains front man Bog โWe ain’t the f*cking pope. As for passion and driving force? We’re just five mates who shouldn’t be allowed near instruments who enjoy playing punk music and getting plastered.โ
โHolstenzโ is the grimy, froth-topped embodiment of what PINTS are about โ theyย areย the sweat-soaked guys giving everything to a packed, tiny basement venue because they love doing it, not because they expect it to be a job, or anyone to even care. They smell of stale beer, all of their songs are about getting hammered, they will probably scream in your face and push you over; itโs nothing personal, youโre just in their way.
โThat’s all punk rock should be, hanging with your mates and playing music because itโs funโย continues Bogย โI can’t stand all this ego sh*t and the โgot to start a band and be super serious with our promo shotsโ attitude; deep vague interviews and sh*t.โ
The whole ethos of PINTS is that they really don’t give a single f*ck, succinctly put by Bog as he fires his parting shot:ย โWe will go out of our way to not act like a proper band, because we still don’t really think we are one.โ
WE NEED MORE SHOWS:
Black Heart Camden 17/07/14
Essex Fest 01/08/14
Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar Brighton 14/09/14PINTS are:
Bog (vocals)
Hogan (guitar/ vocals)
Big Worm (bass)
Dave (guitar)
Ard (drums)ย “Worst band in UKHC” –ย Some Tosser On A Facebook Group
“Pints are ridiculous” –ย Punktastic
“London punk doesn’t get much more drunk than this” –ย The Cowley Club
“Songs about getting hammeredย and theyโre so f*cking perfect I could cry” –ย bankholidaycomes.com
“I really want Pints for Ninja Fest but itโs gonna end up with somebody’s handbag getting p*ssed in” –ย UKHC II Podcast
